On this father’s day you can get your message and sentiments across to you father in a humorous way. That is probably not the easiest way as in some cases dads can be stern and they just will not like it. It is for you to judge whether you should use funny quotes.

The father’s day is a great day for some good bonding with your father as well as enjoy and relax with him. Jokes, funny quotes and funny sayings work well get that fun filled atmosphere. If you are at a father’s day party then tell these jokes. While giving a card to your father you can write these funny quotes for him. The other not so funny Christian father’s day sayings are here.

My father told me that all businessmen were sons-of-bitches, but I never believed him until now. – John F. Kennedy

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

To be a successful father…there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.
- Ernest Hemingway

To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years

- Ernest Hemingway

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Bill Cosby

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.

¬- Tim Russert

My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing.

- Aldous Huxley quotes

Here is what Bill Cosby once said

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

James Baldwin

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

On the 3^rd Sunday of every June father’s day is celebrated and that day is the celebration for all that your father has done for you. He is someone on whom you can rely on for all help in the hour of need as well as he can be perfect friend for you. On the father’s day it is up to you to make sure that your father feels very special as well. On the day give him a father’s day card which tells him how special he is and that will mean that you write from your heart your true feelings for him.

On the card write some good religious father’s day saying as that will help you get that message across. Here are some of the father’s day quotes and sayings from a religious angle.

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.

- Pope John XXIII

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. – Ruth E. Renkel

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

- Theodore Hesburgh

I’ve had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started. – Bartrand Hubbard

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. – Mark Twain

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.- Sigmund Freud

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. – Gabriel García Márquez

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. – James Baldwin

Apart from these are several father’s day quotes and poems which can be used while you are giving some father’s day gifts for father’s day