When you are giving a special card on mothers day to your mom then you can even take some liberty and make sure that you include some special funny lines. That said it is not harmful to include these in the mothers day greetings as these sayings definitely convey something good about mother. The only thing different is that these are not that serious but more on the funny side. Read these and take your pick.

• It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." ~ Helen Rowland
• The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin
• A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after." ~ Peter De Vries
• My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." ~ Mark Twain
• My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett
• Mothers are all slightly insane." ~ J.D. Salinger
• I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them." ~ Phyllis Diller
• It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.~Phyllis Diller
• Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that.~Golda Meir
• Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.~Aristotle

Also read some of these funny mothers day poems as these also are good for any crafts project, greetings card or even plain mothers day text messages

After my post on short mothers day quotes here are some of the bible mothers day quotes.

Mothers are such that they can be worshipped for every day of our existence however that said second Sunday of every May is celebrated as a special day for the mothers so that entire world can celebrate the best being on earth that is the Mother. The quotes are the best thing to write when giving the greeting cards or the letters or even the nice gifts.

You can write emotional quotes on mothers day like this one

"Every mother is like Moses. She does not enter the promised land. She prepares a world she will not see."

"There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it."

"No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you – life"

Some of the Bible verses for mothers day are

• The proverbs of Solomon: A wise son brings joy to his father, but a foolish son grief to his mother.
• "Everyone who quotes proverbs will quote this proverb about you: "Like mother, like daughter."
• Then he went down to Nazareth with them and was obedient to them. But his mother treasured all these things in her heart. Luke 2:51
• When Jesus saw his mother there, and the disciple whom he loved standing nearby, he said to his mother, "Dear woman, here is your son," and to the disciple, "Here is your mother." From that time on, this disciple took her into his home.John 19:26-27
• But the child’s mother said, "As surely as the LORD lives and as you live, I will not leave you." So he got up and followed her. Ki 4:30
• Adam named his wife Eve, because she would become the mother of all the living. Gen 3:20
• Honor your father and your mother, as the LORD your God has commanded you, so that you may live long and that it may go well with you in the land the LORD your God is giving you. Deu 5:16